Midget sex pt 2 tonight
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
no, he came in my armpit
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh