I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
19 People Confess The Worst Things They Have Been Accused Of
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Locals Wish Tourists Would Stop Doing These 27 Things
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.