I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance