why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
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