he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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