And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I think people are normalizing furries
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize