super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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