I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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