Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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