I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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