Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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