like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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