The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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