I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
the day after is always just damage control
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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