I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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