Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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