**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Your shirt... Was in my pants
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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