Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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