Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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