idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
nutella sex= disaster
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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