Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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