why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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