did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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