I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My feet surprised me
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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