why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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