Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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