How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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