is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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