he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
my being single is dangerous.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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