Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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