I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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