hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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