Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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