I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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