Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You need a sexual gate keeper
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Randomize
