member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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