David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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