so that wasnt chicken after all
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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