I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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