After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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