i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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