and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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