I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I wish i was in the wii world.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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