She's JV to your varsity
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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