Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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