my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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