please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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