I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
