Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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