i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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