absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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