So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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