just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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