She said her name was "party"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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