I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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