He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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