people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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