3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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