They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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