wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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