I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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