I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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